Fun new feature: now supports Elasticsearch, so you can search for toot content.

Heads-up: will have a few minutes of downtime at 12:30 PM Eastern while it upgrades to Mastodon 3.0.0.

Can’t sleep. Wondering if we’ll hit insane traffic during evacuation.

Well, I can’t control the traffic, but I can get ready to head out so we can try to beat it.

*slaps roof of Oregon* this bad boy can fit so many heifers in it

What would be some good custom emoji for

My friend is looking to hire a webdev expert to help her debug some odd server/traffic behavior. She'd prefer to talk to a woman, due to mansplaining from others so far. Can you help her? Contact her through the website. Thanks!

I made a flow chart of which #Mastodon posts end up in which timelines!

So, you can see how each instance will have a different local timeline, and even a slightly different federated timeline - and you can see why the federated timeline moves so much faster than the local one, too.


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My middle boy telling the plot of Back to the Future to his brother:

“A fashion try-hard goes back in time”

o gods of MCT oil delivereth unto me those sweet sweet ketones

mastodon is way better during the week when everyone is trying not to do work

*slaps roof of the United States of America* this bad boy can fit so many interstate highways in it

mildly nsfw, Paleolithic nudes compared to modern nudes 

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